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What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

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What's a theif's favorite dance move?

Poppin' locks

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Thug Jokes More Thug Jokes

What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!