Poppin Jokes

What's a theif's favorite dance move?

Poppin' locks

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Thug Jokes More Thug Jokes

What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove