Poppin Jokes

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's a theif's favorite dance move?

Poppin' locks

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Block Jokes More Block Jokes

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

British Jokes More British Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

Thug Jokes More Thug Jokes

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.