Redditor Jokes

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

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What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

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Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

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How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

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How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.