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River Bank Jokes

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

Deposit Jokes More Deposit Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

Fella Jokes More Fella Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

River Jokes More River Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed