In river banks
To the river bank!
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Small medium at large
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Because it was mini apple list.
Salmon en route
The Bear Glare.
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
He has Divine Right of way
At the bank.
Wet
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
It was important not to fall off the wagon.
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.