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River Bank Jokes

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

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Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Fella Jokes More Fella Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Deposit Jokes More Deposit Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

Via sticky notes

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.