River Bank Jokes

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

Fella Jokes More Fella Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What did the pirate photographer say?

Check out my DSL-Arrrgh.

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got