River Bank Jokes

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

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Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

Deposit Jokes More Deposit Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Fella Jokes More Fella Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.