River Bank Jokes

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

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Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

Fella Jokes More Fella Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.