S&M Jokes

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27 Jokes More 27 Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did X-Men's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!