The first herd shot round the world!
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He had an itchy Tigger finger
Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.
Because he always shoots the black one first.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
He was resisting a rest
A Tupac...
Oh shoot, I forgot...
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
One's Cupid stunts...
Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
On a touch-down phone.
The tight ends.
Honey, I'm home.
Haram Bae
A nail gun
The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast
Your car.
Cells are found inside plants.
Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
A trifle.
Their response Flexicution
You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
So he could make a clean getaway.
The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.
