Sorority Jokes

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

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Cause Seven ate Windows 9

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How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

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If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie?

GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.