Sorority Jokes

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

Is funny and is a joke!

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.