Sorority Jokes

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Cunning Array Jokes More Cunning Array Jokes

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

The place they are aiming at.

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.