Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
Ask Jozsef Barsi.
Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Stop talking in secret code.
He asks with a large smile on his face.
His hand was bigger than his face.
Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout
REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)
Alarmed.
Lay floss over their eyes
To keep an eye on the exit
You don't talk about fight club.