How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why was the chicken happy?

Everything was eggcellent.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"