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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

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What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

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What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?