Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
He had been illumi-naughty
Because her children weren't that bright!
They just log in...
Untie the rope...
Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans
Student: "By staying home"
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Bark.
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
His bark was much worse than it's bite!
Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
An archerd.
