Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
An only child....
The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
Snoop Log
When it's sycamore.
Mister bus
Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Whitney Houston's nose
A mouse sandwich!
Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark
A hot dog
Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
A birthday pheasant!
