What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a know-it-all Mexican?

A Solution Manuel

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!