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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero