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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

Neglect Jokes More Neglect Jokes

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.