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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's black and does not work?

Decaf Coffee

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for Christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

Ince pies!

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Neglect Jokes More Neglect Jokes

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.