Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea