Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

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What's a vampire's favourite dance?

The vaults!

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.