Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

They don't have balls to scratch.

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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

They don't have balls to scratch.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.