Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Why aren't midgets attention whores?

Cause they know they're important.

Op Jokes More Op Jokes

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a.

What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

Why do they call Hannibal Lecter The Mail Man?

He always delivers.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

Reflection Jokes More Reflection Jokes

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

Real Thing Jokes More Real Thing Jokes

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real thing?

The picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up.