Agnostic Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

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Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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Somebody took a corner!

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.