Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
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Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
Untrustable
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
They're both only three fifths of a person
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A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.
Reality *cries in the corner*
The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence
