Baby Diaper Jokes

What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

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What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's hand!!

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

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Why do the poles shift?

To find better jobs

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.