Baby Diaper Jokes

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Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!