Elephino Jokes

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you call an elephant/rhino mix?

Elephino

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?

Elephino. (Hell if I know)

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

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Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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The same way that he got in!

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