Good Girlfriend Jokes

Why is a mute girl the best girlfriend?

They can't say no.

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Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

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Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

Good One Jokes More Good One Jokes

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out