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Good Girlfriend Jokes

Why is a mute girl the best girlfriend?

They can't say no.

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Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

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Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

Good One Jokes More Good One Jokes

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.