Good Girlfriend Jokes

Why is a mute girl the best girlfriend?

They can't say no.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

Good One Jokes More Good One Jokes

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down