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Why is a mute girl the best girlfriend?

They can't say no.

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Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is a monster's favourite game?

Swallow the leader.

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers

What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend