Good Girlfriend Jokes

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

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Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Good One Jokes More Good One Jokes

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.