Group Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!

What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox?

They fixed it because they're the fawns

What do you call a group of guys grocery shopping?

Brocery shopping

What do you call a group of disorganized cats?

A cat-tastrophe.

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of?

The X men!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Remainder Jokes More Remainder Jokes

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.