Group Jokes

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

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What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

What a group of musical chemists called?

Butane Clan

What do you call a group of Rhode Islanders?

A traffic accident.

Why do groups of cows not like new music releases?

Because they've herd it all before

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What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!

What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox?

They fixed it because their the fawns

What do you call a group of guys grocery shopping?

Brocery shopping

What do you call a group of disorganized cats?

A cat-tastrophe.

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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