No Man's Sky.
No MAN'S sky!
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!
Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Reddit.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Because his *degree* didn't work!
Because they've done nothing to deserve it.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Fiddler on the hoof!
A new age song.
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.
