No Man's Sky.
He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.
Because it was baroquen.
Because his parents are vegetables.
It's pointless just like this post
A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!
Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)
Because he kept calling "One Love"
Candace with love!
A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.
TRIGGER-nometry
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
One good turn deserves another.
Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Look for the comments that just say "huh "