No Man's Sky.
One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.
She thought the apple was poisoned.
Ha, you really think rocks can talk
ME crying:
Canada deserves to be plan eh.
Because: he still loves vista,baby!
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Because his *degree* didn't work!
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
There were no jokes in the Post.
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)
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