Trample Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How do you save a drowning black family?

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

War Jokes More War Jokes

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!