Trample Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

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War Jokes More War Jokes

Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

What is a snowman's favorite book?

War and Frozen Peas!

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!