Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
He thought he was going to Arrrland.
Cook-a-doodle-do!
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Fill in the blank or answer the question.
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
Because he hasn't Read October.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)
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