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How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants