When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
Give her a testicle.
To the water, it is time! Or in french...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Two.......................... IT JUST DOES, OKAY?
Santatizer
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.
Someone who is fed up with people.
To get a better grip on the broom
My mother.
