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How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

What does disappointment feel like?

Deleted

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.