When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
They both know when you are sleeping.
He doesn't know how to turn things down
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
An horse.
Because he was often scratched!
What's tomato with you!
It's beer pressure.
Because she can't drive for sh*t.
Look Ma, no hands!
Arrrrrrr-wen
The Steaks are high.
Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
To get a better grip on the broom
And why is she wearing my underpants
