What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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He ate himself!

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None. It will happen itself.

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Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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I'll re-rack.

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His hand caught fire.

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"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

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He was going through a midlife ISIS

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Koran Koran.

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So that he can sneak up on mice!

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.