He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
She was beside herself.
You dye a little on the inside.
Catch.
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
Hubble Bubble
Cause I stepped on it.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
3, and the rest are true stories.
Your mum
Triangull
The cow has the udder.
Running Stupid
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Chasing parked cars.