Going in to ask for a coat hanger
When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.
Because she wanted to wake up oily!
Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
Mice cubes!
They needed some space.
He always had treble finding his keys!