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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic?

Going in to ask for a coat hanger

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What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

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A Countach

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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