Bar Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the Russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

Klondike Jokes More Klondike Jokes

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does Belathor call his balls?

His treasures.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.