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Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
One must simply walk into a bar
To get drunk
ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.
Ireland: More bars in more places
Sam-BOO!-ca
Because they had no bars on their cells!
I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst
A lawyer
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AU, get outta here!
Ouch!
Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.
Can I please get a drink
'Where is the bar tended?'
'Can I join you?'
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
Pop,goes the weasel.
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Put it on my bill
Her lipstick
No one ever told me to drink Naruto
A lap
A bird that stinks to high heaven.
Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
Between the head and the tail!
A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)
I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What
Incense sticks make scents.
He thought they had delivery service.
He thought he was melting.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
All those spikes hurt his hands
No connection
They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.
