Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb?

A lot, because they're fucking stupid.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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It was a little daisy

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Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What do you call a charming tool?

A rake

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How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

Madonna Jokes More Madonna Jokes

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown?

Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!