Coward Jokes

What milk does a coward make?

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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.:

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.