The Marijuanas Trench.
On a Gir-raft.
Bobby
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Bob
Because it can't float.
Because other people took the bait.
Everyone knows you're a master baiter!
Don't poop where you scoop.
Ice cream because they always want a scoop!
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
