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Essential Jokes

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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I Love Pizza & You

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

An explosive punchline

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What makes a juice joke so funny?

The punchline

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

Terrorism Jokes More Terrorism Jokes

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

An explosive punchline

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

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How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

Gsus Jokes More Gsus Jokes

What is God's favorite guitar chord?

Gsus

What do you call the musical Messiah?

Gsus