Food Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

Removed

Quaker Jokes More Quaker Jokes

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

Brian Jokes More Brian Jokes

Who's there! Brian! Brian who?

Brian drain!

What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

Digest Jokes More Digest Jokes

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.