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What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

Brian Jokes More Brian Jokes

What does a dyslexic zombie say?

Brian's... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Good Food Jokes More Good Food Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

Roach Jokes More Roach Jokes

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.