Food Jokes

What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

Seoul Jokes More Seoul Jokes

Why is Kim Jung Un so upset?

Because he has no Seoul

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Sol Jokes More Sol Jokes

Why are gingers' feet so rough?

Because they have no soles

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

Safari Jokes More Safari Jokes

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"