They always have a big bill!
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
Not everyone gets them
Tie food
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
The word "free"
Because everyone was a goblin
Vegetta balls
Not everyone gets it.
You buy it per-tater
Delivery.
He only sold left wings.
A hamburger.
Food.
When it's ajar.
A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5
The food tastes funny.
Finding half of a roach in your food.
Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Donor Kebab
Because Sharon is Karen.
Ripped off.
Through Frodosynthesis
I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
Curried.
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
If it's black it won't give you any food
Turnover.
He was told not to play with his food.
Whole Foods
Only some people get it.
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
A whole-lot-more
Fast food
By giving her a Brazilian wax first!
These are nacho-nachos.
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
The ones with food.
Coal'd.
Food's on me tonight.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
I won't digest yet.
Because the servers cannot be found
He was a little shellfish
Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.
That's unsanitary.
Chicken Fajitas.
Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag
Pupperware
You dye a little on the inside.
Because he ate his food before it was cool.
SHORYUKEN***
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
A sandwich
Jerky.
Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."
The food!
Bacteria(/spoiler)
Finding out the chef is bald.
A Thormos.
The potry
Both are food from aloft!
Seizure salad
When food tastes so good.
Allah carte.
Hispantry
ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods
Because everyone was a goblin.
Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.
Miso sorry...
Finger food!
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Chickpea
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
Allah Carte
Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad.
Steaks.
A polynomeal
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.
McBongald's
A. They love OIL
On the Origin of Feces*
He heard the food was a mess.
Her food is potion-controlled.
Don't give him any food.
They don't want to be ostrich-sized!
In bite-sized pieces.
Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Cannibal (can able) food.
Let us prey.
Noodle soup.
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
Snakes and Larders!sna
Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..
Food
Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
Not everyone gets it
Chute
Cus they have to taste it twice!
Prime Rib
Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"
They're able to stomach a lot.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
I'm cerebro
Fast Food!!!...
From the supermeerkat
She wanted to lay it on the line.
With ducktape!!
This is my last resort.
Oat couture
Sol food
Because they have no soles
