A blinkin' light
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
He was Travelling Light
Brighton-der the light of the moon!
Opens the car door.
A football match.......
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Arrr son!
The match
A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
None cuz it's already lit af
One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Removed
Blankets.
They're afraid of the shots.
There's lots of hogsgobblin.
A polynomeal
Commutators
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...
Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.
A keBob!
A Park-itect
Half a Romeo.
