If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
None 'cause it's already lit, fam.
Om-lit
Refractions
Illiterate (il-lit-erate)
The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.
None cuz it's already lit af
None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
Just one sun
Turn off all the lights.
Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...
You can sleep with a light on.
Lighting fires.
We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.
Because it's traveling light!
Nelson Candela
People got lit and turnt.
Ultraviolent
Light
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired
Does it matter?
Electricity.
I can sleep with a light on.
Rise up lights
Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.
Well, you can sleep with a light on.
Light? What's that?
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.
None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.
Have you tried turning the light off and back on?
Prism
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
Dim Sum.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Light bulb.
Because they liked each other.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
The light was on.
They turn out the lights.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
It'll Dimsum.
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
They're lit.
Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.
Chicago.
A football match!
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
They never stop lighting up.
At C level
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.
She opens the car door.
Because of the conductor.
By opening the car door.
He was de-lighted
A soccer match.
An electric elephant!
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
None, the room is already lit.
You turn off the lights.
Get bent!
Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
Zero, its already lit
A tiger moth!
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
Light bulbs
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
Their match wouldn't light.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
The light's witch!
A blinkin' light
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
He was Travelling Light
Brighton-der the light of the moon!
A football match.......
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Arrr son!
The match
A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
Having to admit you have autism:,P
You give them an autopsy
The green cabs haven't ripened yet.
The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.
A psychiatric tryst.
Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.
Because it takes longer to pick up.
Nuts and bolts
Caps and robbers
Dual air bags.
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
Because he's always justin time
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