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Middle School Jokes

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

Peak Jokes More Peak Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

Climax Jokes More Climax Jokes

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Dirty Joke Jokes More Dirty Joke Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Long Hard Thing Jokes More Long Hard Thing Jokes

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.