Middle School Jokes

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

Long Hard Thing Jokes More Long Hard Thing Jokes

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

Peak Jokes More Peak Jokes

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

Dirty Joke Jokes More Dirty Joke Jokes

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.