Middle School Jokes

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Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Climax Jokes More Climax Jokes

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

Soup

Dirty Joke Jokes More Dirty Joke Jokes

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Californian Jokes More Californian Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!