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What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

Long Hard Thing Jokes More Long Hard Thing Jokes

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

Dirty Joke Jokes More Dirty Joke Jokes

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Peak Jokes More Peak Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.