Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.
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It had a plane to catch.
Because he was a slice of bread
Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
A good start.
Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
Intersect it with a plane.
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Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Cottage cheese.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
The Twin Towers.
The Boeing 757
Immigrants
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast
Fedora the explorer.
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
His friends egged him on
