Because it's always a Sun day
Sun-days
Santa stops at three Ho's
Go for the juggler
Patty O'Furniture
Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.
I'll catch you later!
First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.
Eclipse it.
The cow has the udder.
Milk and honey.
X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Because all the other days are week days.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Daesh Network
Because he was screwing around.
He was snowden
