Sun Day Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

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Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Patty O'furniture Jokes More Patty O'furniture Jokes

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!