Sun Day Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair?

He eclipse it.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.