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Sun Day Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Patty O'furniture Jokes More Patty O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

Tangerine

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack?

Nice

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

Hot Day Jokes More Hot Day Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common?

Potato quality