Because it's always a Sun day
Sun-days
They stop delivering.
Because he was a quack addict
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
He still has some whistle left in his fart.
Your grandma's Jaws
Ten-ish.
In a blow up pool
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
Paddy O'Furniture!
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
He made a grave mistake.
Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.
Two. One to cut and one to glue
Patty O'Furniture
Patty O'Furniture.