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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

O Jokes More O Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

E-I-E-I-O.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK