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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

O Jokes More O Jokes

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

E-I-E-I-O.

What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.