What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.