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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.