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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

What's a pedos favourite key?

A minor.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.