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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

How about her mom?

Has she said anything

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.