Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Because all the kids have to play in side.
By putting flowers on the grave.
Your mom.
Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.
A Cantaloupe.
Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
Wok n' Roll
Snort stories
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
A school shooter
I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.
Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
All rice, all rice, all rice
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Hives.
