Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
You planet early.
Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs.... YOUR MOM.
Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.
Because they had a crush on each other!sna
Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
He is small arms dealer
Partial arts.
With its scales!
They Swim-fast.
I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.
It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.
Don't worry, the dinner's on me.
Gopher a walk.
He cantaloupe.
Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"
