When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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Because he felt like bacon.

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Give me 10! dollars

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He came up short on his register.

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McRibbed

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!