Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

They don't have balls to scratch.

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)