Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

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How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.