0k. Jokes

What's cooler than being cool?

Being 0K.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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Temperature Jokes More Temperature Jokes

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

K Jokes More K Jokes

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.