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0k. Jokes

What's cooler than being cool?

Being 0K.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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K Jokes More K Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What does a sick billionaire say?

I feel like a million bucks

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

Temperature Jokes More Temperature Jokes

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze