0k. Jokes

What's cooler than being cool?

Being 0K.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

0 K Jokes More 0 K Jokes

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

Cool Jokes More Cool Jokes

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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