Batman Jokes

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon!

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Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

What type of movies can't Batman see?

Parental Guidance.

What did Batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What does Batman do with all his spare money?

He makes it wayne

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

What's the difference between Batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

Where does Batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

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He didn't like Chinese food.

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What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

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What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

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How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41