Batman Jokes

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Where does Batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

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Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"