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Burn Jokes

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Smoking Weed Jokes More Smoking Weed Jokes

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Ps4 Jokes More Ps4 Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Pipe Jokes More Pipe Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.