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Burn Jokes

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Sean Murray Jokes More Sean Murray Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

Ps4 Jokes More Ps4 Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........