Christopher Reeves Jokes

Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

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What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

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Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

What do you call it when two high people get in an argument?

A pot roast.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.