Christopher Reeves Jokes

Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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Who's faster than Christopher Walken?

Christopher Runnen Who's slower Christopher Crawlen

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.