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Christopher Reeves Jokes

Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

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What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

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Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

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Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

Who's faster than Christopher Walken?

Christopher Runnen Who's slower Christopher Crawlen

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How do you tell jokes?

Repost

What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

Reposts

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What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?

An Errorist!

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

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What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...