Christopher Walken
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The Talking Heads
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
Christopher Reeves
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
Back rent.
Where'd mofongo?
Sum-Young Ho
A Walken humidor.
Because at night, he's always sleepwalken
Because they'll always have the last word.
Turn off the lights.
Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house
Because jail is free.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
There was a fork in the road.
Parker gets paid for his selfies.
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
