Cia Agent Jokes

What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Torture Jokes More Torture Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

Cia Jokes More Cia Jokes

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

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