Cia Agent Jokes

What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Cia Jokes More Cia Jokes

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

Torture Jokes More Torture Jokes

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

That hit the spot.