Cia Agent Jokes

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

Torture Jokes More Torture Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)