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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

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Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Cia Jokes More Cia Jokes

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden