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Cia Agent Jokes

What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

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Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Torture Jokes More Torture Jokes

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.